~nickdacrusher

How retarded are you?

[X] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[X] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[X] i have choked on my own spit.

[x] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[X] i have accidently caught something on fire.

[X] ive told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[X] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[X] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[X] ive caught myself drooling.

[X] ive accidently caused an explosion.

[X] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.

[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[X] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.

[] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[X] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[X] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[X] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[X] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[X] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[X] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.

[X] i ate a bug for $5 or less.

[X] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont. (I HATE CHAINMAILS!!!!!!)

[ ] iv done sum thing really stupid wile i was drunk.

[ ]ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[ ]ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk

[X] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[X] i accidently break a lot of things.

[X] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[X]i move my head to the side when im confused.

[X] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[X] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[X] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

total score [27] x3 = 81% Retarded
ROFLMAO.

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm "%" retarded".